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F In Exams

Author : Richard Benson
ISBN : 9781452138572
Genre : Humor
File Size : 74. 19 MB
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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch

Author : Elizabeth Hilts
ISBN : 9781402250484
Genre : Humor
File Size : 66. 78 MB
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Expanding on her now-classic Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch (over 120,000 copies sold), Elizabeth Hilts adds more edgy wisdom to the book that has helped thousands of women get in touch with that integral, powerful part of themselves that is going unrecognized. After all, your Inner Bitch is the little black dress of attitudes-perfect for every occasion-and your own personal antidote to the torrent of absurd requests, ridiculous expectations and outrageous demands women face every day. This edition is bursting with new material, including: --Inner Bitch reminders-snappy ways to keep your Inner Bitch always on alert --Inner Bitch wisdom-advice and quotations from bitches through the ages and throughout the world, proving that she who wields power, wins --New observations on the importance of the Inner Bitch in life, love and the pursuit of happiness

The Quotable A Hole

Author : Eric Grzymkowski
ISBN : 9781440529085
Genre : Reference
File Size : 43. 14 MB
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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: - "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw - "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein - "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

Awkward Family Photos

Author : Mike Bender
ISBN : 9780307592293
Genre : Humor
File Size : 79. 44 MB
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Presents awkward photos of families, accompanied by humorous captions and stories about awkward and amusing family moments, and organized into such categories as pets, birthdays, and holidays.

Happiness Is

Author : Lisa Swerling
ISBN : 9789351188315
Genre : Literary Collections
File Size : 87. 70 MB
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From Ralph Lazar and Lisa Swerling, famed illustrators and the authors of Me without You, this adorable gift book illustrates 500 things to be happy about. Happiness is . . . an unexpected bouquet, cheese, fixing something, a good high-five, and so much more! The charming, make-you-smile illustrations hit just the right note—not too sappy, not too sweet—and remind us that there are dozens of things to be happy about every day.

Underwater Dogs Kids Edition

Author : Seth Casteel
ISBN : 9781472212535
Genre : Humor
File Size : 80. 13 MB
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Dive right into this kids edition of Seth Casteel's amazing Underwater Dogs. With colorful photographs of the cutest canines chasing after their favourite toys and hilarious, joyful rhymes, this is a special treat for kids and adults alike.

Turner Classic Movies Presents Leonard Maltin S Classic Movie Guide

Author : Leonard Maltin
ISBN : 9780698197299
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 34. 81 MB
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The definitive guide to classic films from one of America's most trusted film critics Thanks to Netflix and cable television, classic films are more accessible than ever. Now co-branded with Turner Classic Movies, Leonard Maltin’s Classic Movie Guide covers films from Hollywood and around the world, from the silent era through 1965, and from The Maltese Falcon to Singin’ in the Rain and Godzilla, King of the Monsters! Thoroughly revised and updated, and featuring expanded indexes, a list of Maltin’s personal recommendations, and three hundred new entries—including many offbeat and obscure films—this new edition is a must-have companion for every movie lover. From the Trade Paperback edition.

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