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There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781743096680
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 45. 5 MB
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There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... The funniest picture book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+ Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. the funniest book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Ages: 2+

My Robot Farts Epub

Author : Dingleberry Small
ISBN : 9781536577372
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 22. 71 MB
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Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

A Lonely Wayward Fart Named Steve Episode 1 Maloofed

Author : Donald Rump
ISBN : 9781533758286
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 40. 92 MB
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460705551
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 57. 31 MB
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The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ... Ages: 2-5

The Day My Fart Followed Me Home

Author : Dr Ben Jackson
ISBN : 1530776279
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If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! "The Day My Fart Followed Me Home" is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab "The Day My Fart Followed Me Home"! "Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!"

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460705551
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 67. 40 MB
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The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ... Ages: 2-5

The Pirate Who Had To Pee

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460701805
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 40. 24 MB
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From the bestselling authors of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Pirate Jack had to pee As he sailed across the ocean... the toilet's broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Jack needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. With the constant splashing, dripping and swirling, will Jack be able to hold on? Ages: 2-5

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