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There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 0733331254
Genre : Flatulence
File Size : 60. 12 MB
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"There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause...?"--Provided by publisher.

My Robot Farts Epub

Author : Dingleberry Small
ISBN : 9781536577372
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 71. 45 MB
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Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460705551
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 20. 38 MB
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The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ... Ages: 2-5

A Lonely Wayward Fart Named Steve Episode 1 Maloofed

Author : Donald Rump
ISBN : 9781533758286
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 33. 9 MB
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!

I Need My Monster

Author : Amanda Noll
ISBN : 9781936261161
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 46. 32 MB
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A unique monster-under-the-bed story with the perfect balance of giggles and shivers, this picture book relies on the power of humor over fear, appeals to a child’s love for creatures both alarming and absurd, and glorifies the scope of a child’s imagination. One night, when Ethan checks under his bed for his monster, Gabe, he finds a note from him instead: "Gone fishing. Back in a week." Ethan knows that without Gabe’s familiar nightly scares he doesn't stand a chance of getting to sleep, so Ethan interviews potential substitutes to see if they've got the right equipment for the job—pointy teeth, sharp claws, and a long tail—but none of them proves scary enough for Ethan. When Gabe returns sooner than expected from his fishing trip, Ethan is thrilled. It turns out that Gabe didn't enjoy fishing because the fish scared too easily.

The Pirate Who Had To Pee

Author : Tim Miller
ISBN : 9781460701805
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 47. 32 MB
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From the bestselling authors of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Pirate Jack had to pee As he sailed across the ocean... the toilet's broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Jack needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. With the constant splashing, dripping and swirling, will Jack be able to hold on? Ages: 2-5

Good Families Don T

Author : Robert N. Munsch
ISBN : 9780385252676
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 63. 35 MB
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Good Families Don't is Munsch's funniest book yet, about a risqué subject that is guaranteed to have children--and adults--rolling in the aisles. When Carmen tries to tell her parents that there is a big fart lying on her bed, they don't believe her. "Good families like ours," they tell her, "do not have farts." But when they go upstairs to see, the fart attacks them--as it does the similarly disbelieving police when they arrive. Carmen is left to deal with the situation on her own, which she does with the help of a rose.

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