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Wild Words From Wild Women

Author : Autumn Stephens
ISBN : 9781609259792
Genre : Social Science
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A ribald collection of bon mots on everything from bras to babies, shopping to sex, menopause to men, and politics to parties... “I’m everything you were afraid your little girl would grow up to be—and your little boy.” —Bette Midler “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then they marry him.” —Cher “I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.” —Bette Davis “You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation.” —Billie Holiday “I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” —Gilda Radner These wild words—from strippers, CEOs, poets, senators, and every kind of woman in between—make delectable reading for sassy, untamable, and fabulous women everywher

The Quotable A Hole

Author : Eric Grzymkowski
ISBN : 9781440529078
Genre : Reference
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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

Someecards Mad Libs

Author : Walter Burns
ISBN : 0843180749
Genre : Games
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Someecards Mad Libs includes 21 hilarious and over-the-top stories inspired by the popular adult e-card website, www.someecards.com. At only $4.99 a pop, pick one up for yourself and all your friends. It's the perfect way to celebrate any occasion, like a birthday, graduation, one night stand, drunken office party, affair...the list goes on and on!

Cameron Delusion

Author : Peter Hitchens
ISBN : 9781441135056
Genre : Political Science
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The main enemy of conservatism in Britain is the Conservative Party.

My Mother Was Nuts

Author : Penny Marshall
ISBN : 9780547892627
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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A Hollywood icon discusses her incredible life, from her starring role on the classic sitcom Laverne and Shirley to her trailblazing moment as the first woman to direct a movie grossing more than $100 million at the box office.

Learn How To Increase Your Chances Of Winning The Lottery

Author : Richard Lustig
ISBN : 9781452077468
Genre : Reference
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In his book, Richard discusses the ins and outs and dos and don'ts of buying lottery tickets to increase your chances of winning. He has created a method that he and members of his family use that has enabled them to WIN several lottery game GRAND prizes. This is a very easy to use method and will work with any type lottery games (scratch tickets or number games) in any state or country. Here are some quotes from people who have used his method: "My husband and I used Richard Lustig's lotto method and within months of starting the method we hit a Mega Money jackpot for 2 million dollars! It was really easy to follow. You only play what you can and you can still win! Shaun and I will only play lotto from now on using these strategies." -Jennifer and Shaun, Florida "Since we've been using your method, we have definitely been winning more that we used to. It's easy to follow" -Dale, Florida "I just wanted to let you know that my husband and I read through your lottery method last night. It seems great. It seems to be just simple logic and makes sense." -Kate, Illinois

Selected Works Of Virginia Woolf

Author : Virginia Woolf
ISBN : 1840225580
Genre : Canon (Literarature)
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The delicate artistry and lyrical prose of Virginia Woolf's novels have established her as a writer of sensitivity and profound talent. This title collects selected works of Woolf, including: "To the Lighthouse," "Orlando," "The Waves," "Jacob's Room," "A Room of One's Own," "Three Guineas" and "Between the Acts."

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