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Things Go Wrong For Me

Author : Rodney Lacroix
ISBN : 0982772025
Genre : Humor
File Size : 83. 5 MB
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Things Go Wrong For Me is a memoir of sorts, a road map of Rodney Lacroix's haywire life thus far. From his childhood, through the raising of his own kids, to his vasectomy and post-divorce world ... this book is more than just a culmination of outrageous stories woven into a cohesive narrative, it's a testament for the "little guy." In this case, literally. Rodney is 5'3". He's very little. Almost tiny. Bank tellers offer him lollipops. He makes holiday money wearing green stockings and fake ears. But even though he's small in stature, his stories and the laughs that accompany them are definitely BIG.

Yellow Star

Author : Jennifer Rozines Roy
ISBN : 0761441980
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 78. 11 MB
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This is the true story of Syvia Perlmutter - a story of courage, heartbreak, and finally survival despite the terrible circumstances in which she grew up.

Romantic As Hell

Author : Rodney LaCroix
ISBN : 0982772076
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 42. 10 MB
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When Rodney Lacroix was growing up, he wanted to be the world's most romantic man. Actually, he wanted to be an astronaut, a fireman, an architect, and in his later years, an adult film star. After those attempts failed, he settled on becoming ridiculously romantic. And in this role, he has found success. Written in his trademark style, Romantic As Hell shares inventive and creative ideas to help the lover in you. You'll also find a bevy of pitfalls and blunders Rodney's made along the way. So prepare to enter the world of Rodney Lacroix. Look around, get some ideas, learn some new tricks. But be careful. You don't want to step in anything.

Simply Ramen

Author : Amy Kimoto-Kahn
ISBN : 9781627887687
Genre : Cooking
File Size : 33. 73 MB
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Make delicious and healthy homemade ramen noodle recipes fast and easy! Whether you are cooking for one or twelve, Simply Ramen brings homemade ramen to your table with a delicious fusion of seventy recipes, including soup bases, noodles, toppings, and sides. Author Amy Kimoto-Kahn shows you how to put together a bowl of piping hot ramen in a myriad of ways with a choice of four soup bases, ramen noodles (homemade or store-bought), and traditional and non-traditional ingredients. Enjoy bowls of pork, chicken, and beef ramen. Or branch out with seafood, vegetarian, and spicy soups--and even cold ramen and a breakfast version topped with bacon and a poached egg. Make your soup base in advance and you have a quick, easy, and special midweek family meal. Try your hand at: Cheese Ramen Chicken Meatball Ramen Chorizo Miso Ramen California Ramen with crabmeat, avocado, and cucumber Crispy Greens Ramen with Swiss chard, kale, and Brussels sprouts With easy-to-follow step-by-step instructions and mouthwatering photos, Simply Ramen will turn your kitchen into a ramen-ya for family and friends.

Inside Interesting Integrals

Author : Paul J. Nahin
ISBN : 1493912763
Genre : Science
File Size : 88. 28 MB
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What’s the point of calculating definite integrals since you can’t possibly do them all?. What makes doing the specific integrals in this book of value aren’t the specific answers we’ll obtain, but rather the methods we’ll use in obtaining those answers; methods you can use for evaluating the integrals you will encounter in the future. This book is written in a light-hearted manner for students who have completed the first year of college or high school AP calculus and have just a bit of exposure to the concept of a differential equation. Every result is fully derived. If you are fascinated by definite integrals, then this is a book for you.

Adulthood Is A Myth

Author : Sarah Andersen
ISBN : 9781449478964
Genre : Humor
File Size : 30. 95 MB
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These casually drawn, perfectly on-point comics by the hugely popular young Brooklyn-based artist Sarah Andersen are for the rest of us. They document the wasting of entire beautiful weekends on the internet, the unbearable agony of holding hands on the street with a gorgeous guy, and dreaming all day of getting home and back into pajamas. In other words, the horrors and awkwardnesses of young modern life. Oh and they are totally not autobiographical. At all. Adulthood Is a Myth presents many fan favorites plus dozens of all-new comics exclusive to this book. Like the work of fellow Millennial authors Allie Brosh, Grace Helbig, and Gemma Correll, Sarah's frankness on personal issues like body image, self-consciousness, introversion, relationships, and the frequency of bra-washing makes her comics highly relatable and deeply hilarious.

Yuge

Author : G. B. Trudeau
ISBN : 9781449482084
Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
File Size : 81. 33 MB
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He tried to warn us. Ever since the release of the first Trump-for-President trial balloon in 1987, Doonesbury’s Garry Trudeau has tirelessly tracked and highlighted the unsavory career of the most unqualified candidate to ever aspire to the White House. It’s all there--the hilarious narcissism, the schoolyard bullying, the loathsome misogyny, the breathtaking ignorance; and a good portion of the Doonesbury cast has been tangled up in it. Join Duke, Honey, Earl, J.J., Mike, Mark, Roland, Boopsie, B.D., Sal, Alice, Elmont, Sid, Zonker, Sam, Bernie, Rev. Sloan, and even the Red Rascal as they cross storylines with the big, orange airhorn who’s giving the GOP such fits. Garry Trudeau is the “sleazeball” “third-rate talent” who draws the “overrated” comic strip Doonesbury, which “very few people read.” He lives in New York City with his wife Jane Pauley, who “has far more talent than he has."

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